MJF believes that Roderick Strong has issues that only Taylor Swift can solve.
The AEW World Champion and his brochacho Adam Cole appeared in the ring together to discuss their upcoming match at All In. MJF at first misunderstood his opponent for the pay-per-view, thinking that Cole wanted to engage in a “friendly” promo battle. What followed was a series of insults directed at Cole, including one that would reference Hulk Hogan.
Cole would calm his best friend down and reveal his wish, to win the Ring of Honor Tag Team Championships. Hell then appeared to truly freeze over as not only did Cole convince The Devil to wrestle twice in one night but to have the tag title match on the pre-show.
Just as all seemed well between the close friends, Roderick Strong would interrupt the segment, offended that Cole chose MJF and not himself to be his partner.
The World Champion then let rip on Strong, giving unique advice on how to handle the situation:
“Listen up Roddy ‘The Simp’ Strong. I’m getting sick and tired of your weirdo jealous ex-girlfriend vibes. Here’s what I want you to do. I want you to do whatever all you weird generic white people do in this situation. I want you to get in your car, I want you to go home, I want you to run up the stairs, I want you to slam the door to your room, I want you to jump into your bed, I want you to cry into your Hello Kitty pillow, I want you to put your headphones on, I want you to listen to some Taylor Swift and I want you to shake it off you bland bitch,”
Will MJF Leave AEW To Go To WWE?
The World Champion has made it clear that he has no allegiances to a particular wrestling promotion and will simply sign with whoever offers him the most money. With his contract expiring at the end of the year, the negotiation process has been dubbed “The Bidding War of 2024.”
The young wrestler will be in high demand, recently topping ESPN’s list of “30 Under 30.”
H/t to Fightful