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NSFW Vince McMahon Shirt Now Available On WWEShop

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WWE have introduced a hilarious new shirt featuring WWE Chairman Vince McMahon that is available for people to actually spend money on at WWEShop.

Vince McMahon appeared on Monday Night Raw when footage of his meeting at WWE HQ with Seth “Freaking” Rollins was shown.

During the meeting, Rollins then ran down a list of punishments he thought he was going to get before McMahon cut to the chase. The WWE Chairman said that he didn’t bring Rollins into the meeting to fire him, but pointed to his failures in recent weeks. But more importantly, he said that if he wanted to be part of WrestleMania, all he had to do was ask.

McMahon then explained that if the former World Champion was on the show he would need his own special main event. At this, he confirmed that Rollins would have a WrestleMania match, although he will only find out the identity of his opponent when he’s in the ring. Furthermore, the opponent will be hand-picked by McMahon.

Andrew Zarian of The Mat Men podcast has now showcased that WWE is celebrating Vince McMahon’s WrestleMania appearance by selling a t-shirt featuring the WWE Chairman as the devil with the slogan “if people think I’m an a**hole, congratulations, I am.”

WWE has also provided a bombastic description to accompany the new shirt fitting of Vince McMahon:

“HE’S THE BOSS, BIG CHEESE, HEAD HONCHO, HIGH MUCK-A-MUCK, TOP DOG, MAN UPSTAIRS, TASKMASTER, RINGLEADER AND KINGPIN ALL ROLLED INTO ONE”

“Since purchasing Capitol Wrestling Co. from his father in 1982, The Chairman has built his empire ruthlessly and efficiently, dispatching all who stand in the way of his entertainment sovereignty — from Ted Turner and WCW to HBK and God.”

“During the ’80s, Mr. McMahon transformed WWE from a regionally-run business into a national juggernaut, bringing wrestling into the mainstream and pioneering the use of pay-per-views in the process. In the ’90s, he launched the ever-popular Attitude Era, highlighted by his legendary rivalry with “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. By 2001, he purchased rival WCW, and ever since, he’s entertained the WWE Universe in more ways that can be counted, clashing with D-Generation X, Randy Orton, Bret Hart, and even his own children, Shane and Stephanie.”

“McMahon’s been blown up, buried beneath an exploding stage, shaved bald and revealed as Hornswoggle’s illegitimate father. He’s given away millions of his own money, locked lips with Rikishi’s posterior and withstood the pain of being relieved of his day-to-day duties by his own son-in-law, Triple H, and WWE’s Board of Directors. Whether in the boardroom or the ring, this titan of industry is belligerent, cocky and always spoiling for a fight … and dammit, WWE fans respect him for it.”