MJF – “I Could Give Up Seven Inches & Still Be Packing Heat”

MJF AEW entrance

The typically shy and retiring AEW star MJF has commented on the size of something very important to him, and it’s not his oversized Casino Ladder Match poker chip.

MJF returned from his AEW hiatus at All Out in stunning fashion. The star unleashed Stokely Hathaway and The Firm on the rest of the participants in the Casino Ladder Match to ensure he could be the one to receive the chip and with it a future shot at the AEW World Championship.

At Grand Slam Dynamite, MJF was seen cradling the chip as he watched Bryan Danielson and Jon Moxley destroy each other for that title with Moxley coming out the victor.

Never one to shy away from talking himself up, MJF did just that when he appeared on Answer the Internet on Barstool Sports. The three-time Dynamite Diamond ring winner was asked the philosophical headscratcher “Would you give up an inch of penis length for an inch of height?” to which he responded:

“I could give up seven inches and I’d still be packing heat. Chop my d*ck off, basically.”

Later on in the show, MJF was asked if he preferred to be with tall or short women to which he gave a reply befitting of the man:

“I like my women on the short side, but I don’t want them that short because I’m nervous it would go all the way out the other way. So, I’m going to go with the tall chick just so I don’t murder anyone.”

h/t Fightful