Jungle Boy Calls Out Christian Cage’s Divorce On AEW Dynamite

Written by Sondra Ruth • Published 28th July 2022
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Jungle Boy hit back at the brash Christian Cage with biting words about his former teammate’s divorce!

After Jurassic Express lost their AEW Tag Team Championships to the Young Bucks on the June 15th episode of Dynamite, their longtime ally Christian Cage launched a vicious attack against Jungle Boy, leaving him lying following a con-chair-to as the show went off the air. He then went on to launch an off-air verbal tirade on the real life Jack Perry’s mother and sister, calling his former teammate a “piece of sh*t.”

Luchasaurus was exempt from Cage’s attack, and at Blood and Guts, appeared to align with Christian during his teammate’s absence from television. On that occasion, Christian once again addressed his fallen foe, again brining up his dead father Luke Perry and saying he wished the rest of the family had followed suit – the whole family, that is, except for Jack Perry’s mother, who he wishes would call him.

However, the July 20th Dynamite proved that friendship can indeed prevail as Jungle Boy returned to AEW television and Luchasaurus once again stood by his teammate, enraging Christian as he ran through the crowd.

On the July 27th episode of Dynamite, Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus made their way to the ring to address the situation, and the leather jacket-clad former champion didn’t hold back when calling out his attacker.

“Christian Cage, you are the biggest p*ssy I have met in my entire life!”

After hearing a “p*ssy” chant from the crowd, Jungle Boy continued.

“And you know what, I have watched you come out here for weeks and talk all sorts of bullsh*t about my entire family. And congratulations by the way, you are now the most relevant you have been in your entire career.

“But as soon as I get back here, you tuck your tail and you run. And you know what, I didn’t really get it at first, what you’re so angry about. You know, you said it’s because I threw you out of some battle royal more than a year ago. And I guess you missed out on some kind of bonus you would have got if you won that match, but I mean, for someone who’s been wrestling as long as you have, that shouldn’t be that big of a deal, should it?

“But you know, then I thought a little more, and I realized why you needed that money so bad. You were strapped for cash because your wife had just divorced your b*tch ass!”

As Jungle Boy began to describe the harrowing experience of burying his father Luke Perry, Christian Cage interrupted the promo via a backstage promo broadcast in the arena. He chastised Luchasaurus for being Jungle Boy’s lap dog, and said that the next thing draped over Jungle Boy would be a bodybag, indicating that he would soon join his father.

Elsewhere on AEW Dynamite, it was announced that the company would be making its debut outside the United States when it holds both Dynamite and Rampage tapings in Toronto in October. Furthermore, the commentary team announced that a tournament will be held to crown new AEW Trios Champions, and the tournament will culminate at AEW All Out on September 4th.