Eddie Kingston has explained that he’s only friends with ugly people, which rules out Adam Cole, as he’s not sure whether he wants to date him or “f*ck him up.”
If you’re male and your pretty, you don’t get to hang out with Eddie Kingston. But if you look like Jon Moxley, that’s going to work in your favour.
Bizarrely, this isn’t some strange fan fiction, instead words from the Mad King himself.
During an appearance on Highspots’ Sign-It-Live show, Kingston was asked to give a quick rundown of this thoughts on fellow members of the AEW roster. In true to form style, he began by calling Christian Cage a “t*at” despite initially trying not to. However, with the word stuck in his head, Adam Cole got the same treatment. Although he did explain that Cole is also too pretty.
On Christian Cage: “How can I say this, how can I say ‘twat’ without saying twat? Ok, so twat. He’s a twat,”
Adam Cole: “Twat. No, that’s in my head now. No, Adam Cole, man, he’s too pretty. I don’t know whether to take him out on a date or fuck him up. I don’t know.”
When Jungle Boy’s name was mentioned, Kingston again said he was too pretty, commenting that all of his friends are ugly. Even Jon Moxley who believes he’s a heartthrob.
“Nah, he’s too pretty. I don’t hang out with pretty people. If you notice, everyone in my crew is not pretty. Even though Mox thinks he’s a heartthrob, he’s not. [Ortiz] isn’t good looking. The only good-looking people in the group of friends I have are the women, that’s it. All the guys are ugly, including you, Mox,”
Too pretty or not it has been confirmed that Adam Cole will be returning to AEW television on the August 3rd episode of Dynamite.
Meanwhile, Moxley will be defending his Interim AEW World Championship against Chris Jericho at Quake by the Lake on August 10th.
H/t to Fightful for the transcription.